Here are some answers

Thanks for an easy post to respond to.  I am reluctant to respond to your “what is the gospel” post because the first thing I would do is contradict what all the nice folks said on your Xanga site. So here are some answers. 

1.  Anyone who says BBQ is bad for you is a Gnostic.

2. Don’t ask.  Just do it. Seriously.

3. Some folks are wishful thinkers.

4. Probably has something to do with the ’school’ they went to.

5. $$$

6. She’s a lot prettier than you are.

7. 6-6, but only one game matters.

8. I asked her, and she said something crass that means “a lot”.

9. Peter Leithart

10. September 13, which is the Gregorian equivalent of September 22 by Shire-reckoning. Which as you know is Bilbo and Frodo’s birthday.